Category: Joke Board
During one of the long flights from France to Australia, a man, after consuming many beverages, decided that he needed to release his bladder.
He almost fainted when he saw the cue to use the men's rest room.
It'll be at least another 20 minutes before I'd even get a turn he thought to himself. I can't hold it any longer... so he approached one of the flight attendant and ask if he could exceptionally use the women's rest room.
She consented, and the man, after having finished his business, saw 3 buttons on the panel with the following labels: Bw, PP, and ATP.
His curiosity got the better of him, so he decided to press the first button that labeled bp, and to his surprised and satisfaction, got a but wipe.
Waw, cool... he thought.
He then pressed the second button, PP, and got a powder puff. The women's rest room is very well equipped he exclaimed.
Hmmm, I wonder what this last button does he murmured and pressed on it.
much much later, he woke up and realized he was in a hospital.
He asked the nurse, "What has happened, why am I here?"
The nurse said, "sir, you have pressed the ATM button, which stands for automatic tampon remover, and your penis is under the pillow.
BRILLIANT!